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07/9/06 11:44
Gan's G.O.N: Football
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Not much to report on this week. Internationals happened so I thought I'd have a rant about that. England had a very convincing win at the weekend and a rather dull scrape through yesterday. But there is a lot of hype surrounding McClaren's so called 'feel good revival'. The only things I feel good about is the fact that we beat two very poor teams and one pretty good team and no Liverpool players got injured. I??????ll talk about the game on Saturday first, then onto the Macedonia one. People say that there are no easy games in world football any more but there were more people in the stadium on Saturday than there are in the country of Andorra!! In fact, I began to thinking that maybe I would move to a really small country and take up citizenship so that I would be able to get into a national football side and play against some of the best people in the world. And McClaren has only started playing players in their best positions. Apart from Fat Frank whose best position is on the bench. Then we can get Stevie G into his best position which is centre mid. Of course, if that happens, Aaron Lennon will probably start on the wing (I bet that move to Chelski is looking good now, SWP) and a friend pointed out something to me which I wanted to share. Whenever he dribbles, watch him closely and note how his dribbling style resembles that of the fat fairy in Will-O-The-Wisp. In fact, if you really concentrate and listen, you can hear him saying "dee dee dee, dee dee!". Maceonia was more like the England I know, struggling to create, having a late scare and Fat Frank playing rubbish again. We got lucky, but then you need a bit of luck in the qualifiers.

Apart from Gerrard's performance there has been a lot of debate on Peter Crouch. When we signed him, I was slightly perplexed as I thought we were going for Defoe. But I had followed his career when he was at the Saints (and of course scored against us, we have a habit of buying players who have scored against us) and also for the U21's and he gets a hell of a lot of stick for someone who scores goals. He was booed off the pitch a year ago at Old Trafford and now, with Rooney's ban, he's our first choice striker. Plus he??????s got 11 goals in his last 14 games. That strike rate is the best of any striker in English history and currently the best strike rate in international football. So, technically speaking of course, what that means is that Peter Crouch is the best striker in the world at the moment. And with that many goals, the arguments against seem fairly pointless. His ungainly style means a lot of people think he looks as graceful on the ball as a giraffe would but he does beat players, which is something Owen has forgotten how to do. And he scores all kinds of goals. On Sky Sports last night, Richard Keys asked why Crouchy isn??????t as good at headering as Shearer is. And Jamie Redknapp (who is secretly in love with Crouch which is great as I am secretly in love with his wife) couldn??????t give an answer. Andy Gray did which is that he may not be that good at heading as for a big man he??????s never had to develop it the way Shearer did. But I think he only touched upon the subject. I think what it is with Crouch is that at 6??????7?????? he??????s never had to jump for the ball in his life. Therefore his legs aren??????t developed at all and he could probably be outjumped by Defoe. This means he??????s always under pressure from defenders and doesn??????t have the height or power to direct the ball the way Shearer, Bierhoff or Crespo used to do. But he can dribble the ball, as Jamie Redknapp stated when he said that Crouch has the skills of Ronaldo (which I now shout out every time he does a trick to great amusement), albeit not quite as fast as you??????d like. His layoff play is usually excellent, whereas Heskey would lay the ball back and then amble about a bit, Crouchy lays it off and then turns and starts running to receive it back again, preferably in the air. And his running is amazing as he covers more ground on the pitch than any other centre forward. Add that to the longest legs in history (anyone shorter wouldn??????t have got that goal last night) and you have a centre forward who??????s a mystery wrapped inside a puzzle that forms an enigma. Or something like that. But you have to admit, that there??????s only one Peter Crouch...







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