So Hideto Tomabechi, one of the guys who helped deprogram members of the Aum Shinrikyo cult in Japan, has started selling a ringtone that he says will make your breasts grow larger just by listening to it, something which should make it very popular with the ladies (guys, you??re gonna want to carry some earplugs just in case). Fortunately there are customer testimonials in case you were worried about this thing being legit or not, and Tomabechi says it??s really simple, that he just uses sounds that ??make the brain and body move unconsciously. It??s a technique involving subliminal effects,?? that??s like ??positive brainwashing.?? If getting all busty through a ringtone isn??t your bag, he also ringtones on the way that??ll improve your memory, make you more attractive to the opposite sex, cure baldness, and help you give up smoking. Ringtones, man, ringtones.
Admit it, even though you know it??s totally bogus and totally crass, you??ve been dying to actually hear what that breast-enlarging ringtone they??ve been selling in Japan sounds like, right? Well, we got Gareth, our Tokyo correspondent, to download it to his phone and make a copy of it for us, which we??re making available to you as an MP3 (for educational purposes, of course). If you can??t be bothered to download it (or don??t want to take the risk of the ringtone actually having its advertised effect), we can tell you it sounds mainly like Yngwie Malmsteen playing a guitar solo, which for some reason makes perfect sense. Now if you??ll excuse us, we??ve been blasting this all morning and must now run out to get our first training bras.
Taken from Engadget
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